Manly Poker and Cookie Eating

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((In which Mars and crew are unnecessarily mean to Jack Darby from Transformers: Prime. Includes Jack (Morrison) from Overwatch))


Tam: Too many humans, not enough bots
Tam: and yeah. I've given away all my 'Ations, too
Mars: Right, though that's the age-old TF fan problem
Tam: no more IDW bots. ...Except I think I kept the Ironhide book
Tam: And I still play with 'em, of course
...
Mars: Armada/Energon/Cybertron: *has Humans!*
TF fans: STOP PUTTING IN HUMANS.
Animated: *has humans!*
TF fans: STOP PUTTING IN HUMANS.
Animated: *. . . this human is a cyborg?*
TF fan: WOW WE LOVE HER!
Tam: LOL

...

Keg: I like humans.

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Jack: Except that Jack Darby. He's square.

Jack Darby: HEY!

...

Mars: And Rad wasn't square in his own way? lol

Mars: Because I remember Rad being a bit of a nerd sometimes. Just not as Hermione snob smart like Alexis.

Keg: Rad's not as square as Jack.

Jack Darby: Shut up and deal.

Jack: *smirks and looks at Keg*

Mars: LOL
Mars: Wait, do you have 'em playing poker or something?
Tam: yuuup, with cookies for chips
Mars: . . . Jack Darby's gonna lose.
Tam: LMBO Actually, with help from his wife, he's gotten not bad at the game
Mars: Still
Tam: So it'll take a little while before he loses
Mars: He probably has no poker face
Mars: Compared to the other two.

Jack Darby: Wow. Your confidence in me is overwhelming, ladies. It's palpable.

Jack: And you're a dork.

Mars: I have no confidence in you. You were the annoying kid they stuck as leader and I was expected to like but you had as much skill as Harry Potter.

Jack Darby: Harry Potter's a loser.

Random: . . . Well, Mars is putting on the roast.

Mars: Hey, G1, how's it cooking?

Random: . . . And you just made an unintentional pun.

Keg: Hey, Old Man. You wanna join us?

Random: Oh, no. Better not. I'd have a worse poker face than Square boy.

Mars: (And I'm cracking myself up.)
Mars: (It's a good thing Jack Darby's not a real person)

Jack Darby: *snerks and shakes his head* I'm not square. I made the cookies Jack's stuffing in his face when he thinks I'm not looking.

Jack: *tries to refute the claim and dribbles chocolate*

Keg: *cracks up*

Random: *is pretty sure that could still qualify as square . . . Or at least he thinks it can encompass nerdy, non-manly things like making cookies*

Keg: *sees Random's expression*  *nod nod. Snickerfitdie*

Mars: (Keg can read minds)

Jack Darby: Astronauts need hobbies. Besides. If I waited for good cookies from Zeebin, I'd starve.

Tam: (XD yuuuup, a little bit)
Tam: (but only OOC)
Mars: (lol)

Random: Riiiiiiiiiight. And cookies are supposed to be good sustenance.

Jack Darby: They're comfort food.

Jack: *stuffs another one in whole*

Mars: (*ded*)
Tam: (XD)

Random: Umhmm. *says the guy obsessed with Sunrises. No hypocrisy here*

Keg: *sets a Sunrise flavour cracker on the table*

Random: *ooooooooooo!*

Jack Darby: *sees that expression* You were saying?

Jack: *moer cookie!*

Random: *is gonna momentarily take after his younger alt and enjoy the cracker. And thus doesn't hear you! Neener!*

Keg: *just nearly blew his hot choccy out his intakes*

Jack Darby: *laughing his butt off*

Jack: *cookie cookie cookie, while you're all distracted*

Mars: (He didn't actually say "neener")
Tam: (they're reacting to his expression and actions)
Mars: (okay. Just checking)
Tam: Dan just giggled himself into forgetting what he was doing
Mars: (LOL)
Tam: Something about Watermelon Warrior

othmtmte!Random: *looks at them with a "You all are weird" look and goes on his way*

Random: *ah, that was good. . . . Why are they all laughing?*

Mars: (lol)

Keg: *goes to deal, and then pauses and looks at the chips piles* ...I think we don't have enough bets

Jack: *isn't sorry*

Mars: (Oh, yeah, that's right. The cookies are the chips!)
Tam: XD

Random: *points at older Jack. Expresssion says "He did it"*

Jack Darby: Yeah, we know who did it. He's the only one that can eat them besides me.

Jack: *eyebrow* You just go on believing that.

Jack Darby: ...What?

Keg: XD

Mars: (lol)

Random: . . . You don't wanna know.

Keg: Shhhh.

Jack Darby: Wait a minute, you just shooshed out crumbs!

Keg: Ooops.

Random: *facepalm* *and his friend has joined the um . . . there's a word for alien people. It was on the TV show the Geek Squad's watched recently, but he's in it!*

Jack Darby: *what the heck face*

Jack: *eats more cookies*

Tam: extraterrestrials?

Random: Yeah, that thing. . . . . *but are there more Sunrises?*

Mars: (It's not quite mole people, but a term like it.)

Keg: *puts the cracker box on the table*

Random: *oooo. There are! . . . And he will . . . continue overlooking the fact he's eating human-like crackers in order to get more of the Sunrises he's been missing. Come to him, his love!*

Tam: (lol Not quite humanlike. They're kind of translucent, even with the calcien in them)
Mars: (still might look like crackers. Remember how picky this one is about that type of thing? . . . Though I feel I'm making him a bit othmtmte obsessed about his favorite food than I think he was. lol)
Tam: (no. He's spaced about Sunrises before)
Mars: (I'll have to take your word for it)

Jack Darby: *watches another cookie vanish, then looks up* Cookie eating contest?

Keg: ... *get cookie, NOM*

Jack: *no! Mine!*

Jack Darby: Yipe! *grabs cookies*

Random: *absently saves the crackers . . . and wonders if he needs to leave*

Gleam: *comes walking in beside a tall lady with green fur* ...I take it back. Mine's the most childish of the bunch.

Zeebin: *cackle*

Jack Darby: *RED MAN*

Jack: *still not sorry*

Keg: *halo*

Random: *eats another cracker*

Tam: (XD perfect)

Zeebin: *ganks cookies and runs*

Jack Darby: Noooo! *gone after wife*

Jack: *no more cookies? Harumph*

Keg: *chewing as he opens his pocket and checks the little guy sleeping in there*

Little Red: *little guy is a big sleep*

Keg: So the ladie's party's over?

Gleam: Yup.

Keg: Okay, I better go home so Twilight doesn't think we're lost. Thanks for hanging out, Jack and Random.

Tam: and they all scatter


((co-written with random_xtras))